Writing 101 #5, The Letter

While walking my dog on a very windy afternoon, an unaddressed, unsigned letter blew right into my face.  It read:

Hey Jonathan,

For our weekend together please bring the following:

Milk

Eggs

Butter

Bread

Bacon

Condoms

Peanut M&M’s

Vaseline

Lettuce

Oh..and don’t forget the DVD you mentioned, the one…well, you know which one.

I’ll bring everything else. If I don’t hear from you I’ll assume you’re already there and have brought these items.

Sooo excited!

My dog and I finished our walk and went home where I popped a Weight Watchers Smart One into the microwave and watched TV.

I need a life.