While walking my dog on a very windy afternoon, an unaddressed, unsigned letter blew right into my face. It read:
For our weekend together please bring the following:
Oh..and don’t forget the DVD you mentioned, the one…well, you know which one.
I’ll bring everything else. If I don’t hear from you I’ll assume you’re already there and have brought these items.
My dog and I finished our walk and went home where I popped a Weight Watchers Smart One into the microwave and watched TV.
I need a life.